About Us
MSA was formerly formed in the previous years by a group of USP students from Malekula, Paama and Ambrym. This year MSA is one step ahead of the previous years, it has its own mailing list which means MSA group will now communicate with each other more sufficiently. MSA is now proud to have a new website, the site is small with few resources but will later build up its content as we journey.
Even though the group is form in an academic environment where there are date lines to meet,MSA students always have time for MSA activities.
If you are from Malampa and you decided to join our mailing list you can email us your email address or send us an email on malampasa@gmail.com .
If you are an existing member you can post message to the group on malampasa@googlegroups.com
Education Jokes
A student grabbed a coin,
Flipped it in the air & said,
"Head, I go to sleep."
Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge I'll study
Formula
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
Test
One boy went to test.
When he came home his mom said - how was the test?
He said - the questions were very easy but the answer were hard.
Silent Class
The 3rd grade teacher had to leave her classroom for a few minutes. On returning, she found the children in perfect order. Everybody was sitting absolutely quiet.
She was shocked and absolutely stunned. She said "I've never seen anything like it before. This is wonderful. But, please tell me, what came over all of you? Why are you so well behaved and quiet?"
Finally, after much urging, little Julie spoke up and said, "Well, one time you said that if you ever came back and found us quiet, you would drop dead."